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Because cards, candy and flowers would all cost me money...

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My parents went to a wedding in Tacoma, so I'm house / dog sitting for the weekend ( Read more... )

I brought my Honorary Nephews to the farm again for an overnighter ( Read more... )

It went reasonably well.

I am now officially screwed. Nice titanium screw.

Painkillers are neat.

My mouth and I are going to try and sleep.

Tomorrow morning, at 10:20, some guy is going to cut into my mouth and drive in a titanium screw.

"Dear God. I said it's been a long time since I've had a good screw. But this is not what I meant."

With any luck, it will go well and I'll get high on painkillers for a few days while my mom gets to pretend i'm 8 years old again.

Off to bed.

I've had a nasty, hacking cough for almost two weeks. At first, I thought I just needed some rest, since I'd been running around a lot despite being sick. I'd also been doing a lot of baby sitting and I think I was trading germs back and forth with the kids, since they've had their own colds and stuff. But after a couple of days of nothing but ( Read more... )

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Fuck you all, we're eating turkey today!!! Ha! No turkey and gravy and stuffing for you guys ( Read more... )